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Think about that next time you talk back.

Jan. 26, 2012

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When I was 8 and dad was tucking me into bed…

Me: Dad is mom coming up to tuck me in?
Dad: No, the ghosts got her. Night Night.

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Important things are happening, go away

Jan. 24, 2012

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I get home from pep band and have to do homework in my room when my mom walks in
Mom: Hey honey how was-
Me: GET OUT MOM IM DRAWING A CYBORG CHICKEN.
Mom: Where did we go wrong with you?

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Yea you lazy cat, start being productive

Jan. 19, 2012

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Me to my Dad, who's sitting on the couch with my cat: You two are exactly alike. You both spend all day on the couch unless you want something to eat.

Dad, after a pause, looks at the cat: I think she's talking to you.

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Again: Never Friend Your Parents

Jan. 11, 2012

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Via: College Humor

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What’s My Age Again?

Jan. 8, 2012

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That Meme, I Don’t Think It Means What You Think it Means…

Jan. 7, 2012

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THE GOOD NEWS: My mom uses Rage Faces, and loves them! THE BAD NEWS: She doesn’t yet know what they all mean.

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BRB, Doing Coke off of a Stripper

Dec. 27, 2011

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Looks Like We’re All Out of Stock on That One…

Dec. 24, 2011

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Can Someone Get this Baby off My Back/Womb?

Dec. 16, 2011

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Check out more phoners over at Autocowrecks!

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True Facts, From Drugged Mother

Dec. 6, 2011

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There are tons more phoners over at Autocowrecks!

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