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Kids these days–they just don’t know how to have fun!

Feb. 1, 2012

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Me: so my friends and I decided that for senior ditch day we wanted to go visit a couple museums.
Step-mom:Museums? Why can't you be a normal teenager and go get drunk or smoke pot?
Me: What?! no! Dad! Are you hearing this? I want to do something intellectual!
Dad: *shaking his head* Where did I go wrong?

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I always suspected Mom was trying to poison me

Jan. 31, 2012

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(After taking a bite of dinner)
Me: This tastes funny.
Mom: The bottle said the poison was suppose to be undetectable.
Me: What?
Mom: What?

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Think about that next time you talk back.

Jan. 26, 2012

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When I was 8 and dad was tucking me into bed…

Me: Dad is mom coming up to tuck me in?
Dad: No, the ghosts got her. Night Night.

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Important things are happening, go away

Jan. 24, 2012

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I get home from pep band and have to do homework in my room when my mom walks in
Mom: Hey honey how was-
Me: GET OUT MOM IM DRAWING A CYBORG CHICKEN.
Mom: Where did we go wrong with you?

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Yea you lazy cat, start being productive

Jan. 19, 2012

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Me to my Dad, who's sitting on the couch with my cat: You two are exactly alike. You both spend all day on the couch unless you want something to eat.

Dad, after a pause, looks at the cat: I think she's talking to you.

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Again: Never Friend Your Parents

Jan. 11, 2012

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What’s My Age Again?

Jan. 8, 2012

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That Meme, I Don’t Think It Means What You Think it Means…

Jan. 7, 2012

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THE GOOD NEWS: My mom uses Rage Faces, and loves them! THE BAD NEWS: She doesn’t yet know what they all mean.

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BRB, Doing Coke off of a Stripper

Dec. 27, 2011

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Looks Like We’re All Out of Stock on That One…

Dec. 24, 2011

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Kids these days–they just don’t know how to have fun!

I always suspected Mom was trying to poison me

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