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Archive for the 'santa' Category
Mommy Believes in Santa Claus. Oh Yes.
Feb. 20, 2012
We Demand Answers!
Dec. 24, 2011
DanaWilson’s Daughter Plots The Christmas Assassination
Nov. 30, 2011
(After my 4-year-old got in trouble she came up to her father.)
Child: Am I on the naughty list?
Father: With the way you've been acting, you probably are.
Child: *Thinks for a moment* Not if I kill Santa.
Ritersblock’s Mom Shops at the Same Places, That’s All
Aug. 30, 2011
(When I was much younger) Me: Mum, why does Saint Nicholas have the same wrapping paper as you do?
Mum: Because he has impeccable good taste. Now eat your oatmeal.
Psychguy’s mom was in the sleigh-vil war
Jun. 1, 2011
Mom(randomly): I remember the night you were conceived.
Me: I don't want to hear this.
Mom: It was a Halloween Party.
Me: I think I'm going to vomit
Mom: He wore a confederate soldier outfit
Me: OH MY GOD WHY!?
Mom: I was dressed up as Santa
Me: OH MY GOD
KatieMaks’ Crazy Dad Said
May. 18, 2010
Dad: Look at all the presents Santa left for you!
Me: Dad, this looks like your writing…
Dad: Well, I let him borrow my marker.
Me: That wouldn’t change his writing!
Dad: Well, we also had a couple glasses of wine…
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