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Archive for the 'pillow' Category
Again, How Many Times is the Theme Song Going to Get in My Head?
Dec. 13, 2011
FightingForAttention’s Crazy Mom Said
Apr. 11, 2011
*my mom lays down and her cat Toby takes her pillow.
Mom: Aww, soo cute. I love u toby! Soo Soo Cute!
Me: *takes away pillow* Now will u give me attention?!
Mom: I'll just grab another pillow.
Me: ….
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I really hope you’re joking mother.’s Crazy Mom Said
Feb. 21, 2011
Mom: "Don't cry…… on that pillow. Use your hands."
Me: "Thanks for the support mom."
Mom: "No seriously. Stain my pillows with your pathetic tears and I'll drown you in them."
Me: "…"
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Brian’s Crazy Dad Said
Feb. 11, 2011
Dad (to his mother): Don't worry, Mom. If you ever have a stroke and are going to be a vegetable, I won't use a pillow. I'll club ya like a seal.
Submitted by: Brian
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