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Mom: In life, there are some things that are forbidden, although you want to do them.
Dad: I know what you mean. I wanted to do Pamela Anderson, Claudia Schiffer…
(The boy i have a crush on is called John, and i hate eating vegetables)
Mum: *hands me a cob of corn* here, suck on this and think of John.
(talking about my mom going through menopause)
Me: Why don't you just crush up some menopause medication and put it in her coffee?
Dad: If I am going to crush something and put it in her coffee, it's not going to be menopause medication…
Me: Dad!
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