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When I get macked, I like to smoke a durrl while wearing my ice. My grommet friends then won’t stop spading with skags but then we all take some tickets to keep from getting uber moo.
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LOL@fap.
A few of these I knew, mostly the more common sense ones like ‘loose.’
And of course, us netizens know our n00bs, our pwnage, and our tehpwnzriates.
Yeah, lol @ fap, fap is something way different
Stop trying to make “fetch” happen!
Best comment ever.
That was my first thought, too.
This was made by the us govmt right? cuz no one else could understand lulz/l33t/txt speak less than them.
dis wus mae bai de us govmt rait? cuz one one else cud undrstand lulz/l33t/txt speak less than dem.
th15 w4s m4d3 by th3 us g0v r1t3? cu2 n0 0n3 3l53 etc etc.
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I really hope you’re trolling.
Really I do.
If you’re not…well…I’ll be visiting you VERY soon.
stupid newspaper, thats not what fap means
also now I know how to speak black
exactly how does one speak black?
It’s at 1:00-1:45
hahah XD omg.
I think Gretchen wrote some of these. Including Fetch.
This is close to right! or at least as close as you’d get by being blindfolded and throwing darts at a dictionary to get definitions.
reading this, it is obvious the code remains unbroken. carry on
A second class language for second class people. (not sure why anyone would want to use this language)
,Lets take some pills and have sceks=Lets play basket ball and so something fun
They also got salty wrong, it really means ‘haha that sucks for you but it was pretty funny to me’.
Fappy time is now drunky time? Well, drunky time does sometimes lead to fappy time.
I think this is from the Melbourne Herald Sun, going by the fonts. Bad, bad research. Firstly, a cigarette is not a “durrl”, it’s a “durri”. Clearly everyone has noticed “Fap”. “Defriend”? Perhaps “unfriend”.
Stupid journalist.
Loose…totally a positive word…
Lush isn’t even slang, that’s just a regular word. They should know what it means.
Was this a NZ newspaper by any chance?
Australia. Looks like the Herald Sun.
‘Piece’ is a phone? I thought it meant a gun….
Thats not what I mean when I say Gaper …
Dude, I am cheesed out my mind.
I don’t know about today, but I remember “skag” being slang for heroin.
yeah fap means that…
fap=jack off
Over half of these are wrong…..
Alright, I’m 17 and I don’t understand anything on this article. Who talks like that, seriously?
I hope the guy who wrote this gets trolled out of his mind for getting so many wrong
im fap fo shiz with my foo