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hire a body double who is several inches shorter.
I would genuinely like to know how she had a labour that only lasted one hour and forty minutes.
Some people have super fast labor. Might not be her first baby either.
My wife took 45 minutes from the time she walked into the hospital (and they immediately put her in a wheelchair) until she was holding our full-term daughter. Our daughter was born so fast she didn’t get that squished head so many babies get. I have to wonder if that makes for a terrible headache. Our daughter didn’t cry until they stuck her foot for the phenylketonuria test. This was my wife’s first and only childbirth, and it was “natural” simply because they didn’t have time to get her drugged up.
Healthy pregnancy, optimally positioned baby, and the right genetics.
It’s her second baby. And my third child was born after a two hour labor. The weight loss here is my grandson! He’s beautiful!
Congrats!
i was thirty hours
She probably hired a Labour Doula.
My mother was in labour for 30 minutes. Getting loads of exercise up to the day before the baby’s due makes the birthing process a lot easier. Too bad all the lazy a-holes get to park closer to the supermarket entrance.
Agreed!
My Mom was a 4th degree blackbelt and exercised pretty much every day until the day before. She was in labor for 15 minutes! My Dad barely made it in the delivery room in time.
2 1/2 hours on my first kid. it’s possible.
It’s incredibly rare, but it’s possible.
Or she may have had a c-section. I lost 20 pounds after mine.
I’m assuming magic, based on the font.
You noticed that too, eh?
Damn, thought I was going to be “that one guy” who notices the typeface and has nothing to say about the picture. Ah well. Nice to meet fellow Potter people.
Noh, probably shopped.
Every minues count!
Lol!!!
Minue is a traditional french dance.
She had to dance 40 “minues” to lost 10 pounds. That explains all.
Considering you have to gain extra body weight plus the weight of a baby, I’m more than just a little bit sure this method doesn’t work very well. In fact the whole idea just seems somewhat stupid to me, but then again, that’s just my opinion, so if you want to go ahead and continue making jokes or whatever, don’t let this comment bother you.
ten pounds is just the baby and the placenta + all the nastiness that falls out with the baby. she is comparing her weight before birth to after after birth. she’s probably still heavier than her pre-baby weight, but that’s not what she’s comparing to.
Exactly.
You don’t have to gain extra body weight. Most people do, but not everyone.
This. I didn’t gain anything when I was pregnant. I lost body fat in the process so I ended up 20lbs lighter than when I’d started. I’m overweight to begin with so it wasn’t a problem at all, and my doctor never said a word about me not gaining.
Abortion?
Ha! I was about to say the same thing!
*Brofist*
Second one’s cute – I’ll happily chuck some baby batter up her..
Seriously? “Minues”?
PS. My wife’s labor was one hour and 17 minutes.
Way to give it away in the title, mods! >:|
Photoshopped those aren’t her legs on the left picture. Look at that nice ass, now look to the right. If she lost 10 in the waist, it all went to her thighs.
different jeans, different angle
http://cheezburger.com/ustael/lolz/View/5747707904
she was constipated….and took a dump
Based on 5yh month belly after labour there also is possibility that it was caesarean section, so it is wery short time to do it….
Holy shiznat, that’s a long session on the crapper.
Giving birth didn’t take that long — she had to stop off and get Lasik and a haircut, plus navigate moderate traffic to get back to her house after the baby’s birth.
I was born in 5 hours, and my aunt was in labour for 3 and a half days with my cousin.
I was told by a few people I know (with kids) that if you have plenty of sexy time for weeks before the labor the baby “slips out” pretty easily/fast. I don’t know how that’d work and I don’t have any kids so I wouldn’t know, guess I’ll have to take their word for it.