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Noble prize, huh? Sounds… dignified. ^_^
didn’t US president get a nobel?
S/He would have been the noblest of prize winners.
Why does everyone think the “Fastest” sperm cell is always the one that ends up fertilizing the egg?
If that were the case, all babies would be boys, as Y chromosomes are faster. X chromosomes last longer. :/
And they all failed from the beginning. Not very convincing…
you have to consider the source… the likelyhood of any of your father’s sperm changing your future other than your sex is near zero at best. The concept that one sperm would be president and another would be gay and another would cure cancer neglects the fact that you are still a product of your environment and the 2 people who made you. So the only other real change that would have occurred would have been the addition or subtraction of a penis.
ahhhh…..I don’t think it was meant to be taken so literally
damn it … I am always too literal
…submitter forgot the ‘annoying’ labels. For example, clown, mime, and the next ‘Yaris’ guy.
It ISN’T the fastest sperm that fertilizes the egg
The first sperm to get there goes through a process called complimentation that preps the egg so it can accept a sperm. Now carry on 
I just got irrationally pissed off at myself for not letting the next Freddie Mercury win out when I was conceived.
Well, we know you’re no prize winner, since you don’t realize it’s the Nobel Prize, named for Alfred Nobel.
Maybe it’s not the Nobel Prize, but just a noble prize. Such as the International Peace Prize.
The Freddy Mercury sperm will never get there first because the tiny mustache it has creates too much drag.
However, the sheer power of Spermy Mercury causes the mini-stache to stretch into wings! Fuck if I know, I was just jazzed to see that he was included is all!
Best. Comment. Ever.
I hate all these jokes about “you were the fastest sperm.” A person is NOT a sperm. A person comes from a sperm AND an egg.