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Megggiboo’s Mom Isn’t too Particular About the Junk

(Me talking on the phone with my boyfriend.)
Me: I love you
Mom: You don't love him. You'll never love a man until you find out if he's good at sex or not.
Me: I wish you were here with me Sean.
Mom: Thatta girl! Take his penis by the horns! If his penis had horns…. Well just grab it anyways!

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  1. Speachless says:

    That’s just disturbing.

  2. Furrama says:

    ….I’m pretty sure you can love a guy before you have sex with him.

  3. Lacrymosa says:

    ” gotta call you back, mom forgot her medications again”

  4. Honestly says:

    Hence I’m glad I don’t have a mother like this.

  5. Steve says:

    What a sad, pathetic mother. In her attempts to be the cool mom, she’s training her child to be used up by men who are only concerned with her as a sexual object. Kudos!

    • SpudTater says:

      It’s not inherently objectifying for a woman to enjoy sex, you know. The only person being objectified in this conversation is the boyfriend.

      Also, I imagine the OP is probably old enough to make up her own mind about sex. Thanks for the concern trolling, though.

  6. mf says:

    Oh, I see. A woman can’t just want to have sex, he has to be “using her as a sexual object”. It kinda sounds more like mum wants her to use him as a sexual object to me.

  7. Asher D says:

    if it had been a man and his son, they would have been objectifying a woman, since it is a woman and her daughter, they are objectifying a woman…

    cause, that makes sense…. right?


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