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Faith’s grandma cusses all the time

(I am a 15 year old female, and my grandma just asked me if I cuss)
Me:…Yeah…
Grandma: Faith, Don't cuss, women aren't suppose to cuss, unless they are screaming to their dude in bed.
My boyfriend: O_O

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  1. G. James says:

    I don’t cuss/swear much. At a previous job (web design company), my employer asked me directly, with my fellow employees in the same room, “Don’t you ever swear?”

    I stopped typing, looked up over the top of the monitor to the wall, saw this as a moment to say whatever I wanted, and had a “Terminator” moment of scrolling through possible responses: “Yes”, “No”, “Or what?”, etc. After this pause, I blurted out, “F*ck yes!” and went back to my typing.

    • Marvelous Mira says:

      I had a similar experience in 10th grade. I have always been known for not having tons of sex/doing tons of drugs/speaking lots of swears. Someone asked me if I was a lesbian, and I responded “No, I like penis too much.”
      That’s pretty tame in comparison to you, but the guy who asked was taken aback. I’ll have to put this in the back of my mind if I’m ever asked that.

  2. Hello says:

    With age comes wisdom. Listen to your grandma.

  3. Nom says:

    I dunno. If I were the boyfriend I’d be like awwwwww yeeah!

    But that’s just me :p

  4. Sangelia says:

    I do cuss. but not in earshot of my daughter.
    .
    my dad considered it twice as bad for a gal like me to cuss compared to a guy.
    .
    never learned on his views about it during sex with one’s spouse.

  5. Faith says:

    My name’s Faith..
    this was magical


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