Mom: So how was school today?
Me: Not great, we spent an entire period doing nothing.
Mom: Oh, I can do better than that.
Me: Oh yeah?
Mom: Yeah. Today at the the school where I work they found the body of a murdered guy on campus.
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Mom: So how was school today?
Me: Not great, we spent an entire period doing nothing.
Mom: Oh, I can do better than that.
Me: Oh yeah?
Mom: Yeah. Today at the the school where I work they found the body of a murdered guy on campus.
Is your mom Jessica Fletcher?
that is awesome.
My senior year of college there was a murder-suicide two blocks from my apartment.