Mom: So what is it that you do with another girl?
Me: What? like as sexually?
Mom: Yeah. I mean, I know about the tuna bumping…
Me:… Bye mom…
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Why does she want to know? Does she plan on experimenting?
Lesbians are fascinating!
Well think about it. When you were, say, 10 or so and had just started thinking about sex (let’s assume heterosexual, for the sake of argument), didn’t you want to sort out the details? You only had a vague idea of what really went on, and you took any opportunity you got to find out more.
Older, heterosexual people, who presumably have plenty of experience with THOSE details, could still know very little about homosexual sex and therefore have a similar curiosity, for the same reason. It makes perfect sense, really.
Awkward question to ask your daughter, though, probably.
I dunno about that. Unless you’re uptight about certain things then presumably gay people do much of the same stuff straight people do. Cunnilingus, grinding, and it’s not like there’s not plenty of things one can use for insertion in a female-female relationship if that’s still your thing, things straight people often use to enhance the bedroom activities too.
because most women over 40 were told from age 10 touching their business was bad… and on their back with a male member was the only way that wasn’t gross. Remember, the 50′s and 60′s was when they sent girls to “therapy” for “bad feelings” and not being lady-like.
I think it follows with “you can do that”…. and “you like it”
Tuna bumping? I’m amazed at how offensive and crass people can be sometimes… and I’m no prude.
Yes. Yes, you are.
Curious sure beats disgust.
Amen.
More like three men, holla!
Well, what is it that you do with another girl?
pics or vids will do
I’ll show any girl how to be a lesbian!
Call me.
orly
ya rly, but that’s because he’s actually a guy.
And she will be mentally scared afterwards
I was physically scared once.
It’s not just that she’s asking the question to her kid, as much as…”tuna bumping” has to be the most awkward phrase ever. Seriously?