The drug talk.
Dad: At least stay away from tequila. When you end up duct taped to a telephone pole naked and you don’t remember how you got there or where you are, you know you’ve gone too far. I would know.
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Words to live by – speaking as a parent, of course
Successful drug talk.
Epically successful.
Aww honey, that wasn’t just tequila in that glass…
That’s good advice
I have met the man who needed to be duct tapped to a tree. During a camping trip. Best idea I ever had.
Actually a great strategy for parents trying to talk their kids out of drinking…
a shorter version of this successful drug/booze talk could be
“before I got hammered for the first time I had two kidneys”
And know you can be confident that you have siblings that you haven’t met.
I once duct-taped a guy’s arms together behind a power-pole, without his pants, and a sign taped to is back “get it here” with an arrow pointing down.
This was less than a block from the local gay bar.
One of the lovely drag queens took pity on him a few hours later and cut him loose.
My cousin must have submitted this! My dad did that to my uncle on his buck’s night!