Talking to my parents about marriage.
Mom: Love never ends.
Dad: The sex does, however.
Submitted by: DT
« Previous Sue | never drinking Next »
DT
» See all 9 troublemakers
Leave a Reply
-
Most Recent Time Outs
Lerris on Not the Expected Reaction Lerris on Daddy’s Sleeping! Let… The other Sarah on Daddy’s Sleeping! Let… Nightshift100 on Endless Cycle Takexi on TIME to Cancel My Subscri… Takexi on TIME to Cancel My Subscri… Takexi on TIME to Cancel My Subscri… Takexi on TIME to Cancel My Subscri… Someone who may or m… on Guy Talk Meatywood on Only People Who Were Kids Will…
That’s one way to dissuade your kids from getting married.
“And then Mom smacked Dad”
No kidding. I would smack him, i can tell you that!
“And that’s how the sex ended for good”
Mom: Maybe for YOU it did….
It certainly didn’t end for my parents……. I turn up the TV at night for a reason……
ughh, that’s why i got skullcandy headphones, lmao. X_X saved me a great deal of mental trauma.
Same. We can’t visit my parents without some kind of noise pollution going on to drown it out. O_o You would think they would at least keep it down for company.
It’s at times like these that i put my hand over my ears and shout, “LA LA LA LA LA! I CAN”T HEAR YOU, YOU PERVS!! LA LA LA LA LA!”