Mom: I love your new car, you must have heated seats?
Me: Yep, why?
Mom: ‘Cause it was either that, or I just peed my pants.
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Could be both.
That would only make sense to me if your mother was suffering incontinence, really drunk, or pregnant with a baby pushed up against her bladder.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it’s warmth.
My mom had that happen to her once.
Except the coworker didn’t know about heated seats and suddenly got one of those “OMG!” looks on her face and said “Debbie, I think I just peed my pants!” My mom goes: “The seat warmer’s on; are you sure that’s not it?” She replied “Oh thank God!” 
rofl.